What if Jason Statham Made Disney Movies?

The Large Association of Movie Blogs (LAMB) is hosting another photoshop contest. This time around, they’ve taken notice that former action stars Vin Diesel and the Rock have made several Disney movies in recent years. What about other action stars? What if they turned to Disney movies? How about Jason Statham? Here are a few movie posters that represent what I imagine would happen in a post-apocalyptic world in which Statham works for Disney:

It’s important to note that I did not come up with the cartoon Statham that’s been plugged into the fictional Bambi 3: Revenge of the Hunter. I found it here, and I really wish I could find the origin of the image so I could give proper credit. Also, I realized that I have a big fat typo on one of these. Sorry about that.


Filed under Humor, Movies

13 responses to “What if Jason Statham Made Disney Movies?

  1. You’re in rare form, my friend.

    That first poster saw wine coming out my nose! Not a good use for wine…


  2. Haha brilliant! Nice touch with the ‘Disney 3D and Real 3D’. What the hell is Disney 3D anyway? And that Easter Magic one is definitely gonna get made, I can sense it.

  3. I would probably watch all of them (but then I watch pretty much everything Statham is in)

  4. These posters are sheer hilarity.

    Great stuff.

  5. Did you draw the Bambi 3 one? That is awesome!

  6. I was thinking of participating to this Photoshop contest but you manage to master this art so well that I won’t be able to even compete with you. Very funny!

  7. Awesomely hilarious post John, maybe one of the best so far 😀 Jason Statham doesn’t look happy on that Hippity Hoppity poster.

  8. The guy who met Kevin Meany

    I’m glad you took the time to celebrate one of the most versatile actors of our time. Jason Statham makes Daniel Day Lewis look like Jonas Hill. I’m really surprised he didn’t even get a nomination for his work in Crank, Crank 2: High Voltage, The Transporter, The Transporter 2, The Transporter 3, or The Expendables.

  9. Dude's Wife

    I love Jason Statham and would most definitely go see his Disney movies. Seige at Epcot, looks like it would be my favorite.

  10. Michael

    is the bambi 3 the movie they are trying to persuade disney with? Please answer me 🙂

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