The 1980’s were an intense battleground on television. A war raged on throughout most of the decade, with the title of “Best Uncle Jesse” at stake. Who had the edge? Was it Hazzard County’s master of homespun wisdom, Uncle Jesse Duke? Or was it the in-your-face rocker who made the ladies swoon, Uncle Jesse Katsopolis? This is something that can only be decided with the use of a tale of the tape.
Thanks to the use of hard science, we can see that Jesse Duke is the King of the Uncle Jesses. In fact, other than not being a fat guy and living in San Francisco, Jesse Katsopolis holds no significant edge over his huckleberry opponent.