Movies That Would be Better with Bacon

In these troubled times, it’s easy to become bogged down with worry. Thankfully, we have the little things to keep us going. For instance, there’s bacon. Bacon helps keep us going (unless you’re a vegetarian, of course). And so, I’ve opted to improve a few movies by adding bacon. Enjoy!


Filed under Humor, Movies

25 responses to “Movies That Would be Better with Bacon

  1. Young Baconstein… oh my…. seriously took me a couple of minutes to stop laughing.

    You know what the sad thing is, if they were all opened on the same weekend Madea Eats Bacon would still take in more box office than all of them.

  2. These are pretty damn cool. Bacon Larson is my favorite. I’ve never seen a slice a bacon drop trou before… so naughty… so delicious!

  3. Hilarious! And just think, you will soon be able to drink that Rogue Maple Bacon Porter while you watch one of these swine-tastic films!


    • Oh man, any word on the release of that stuff? I have a horrible feeling it’s going to be awful- the donut part is what’s really throwing me for a loop and not so much the bacon.

  4. I saw this somewhere online; don’t recall where: by appearing in ‘X-Men First Class,’ January Jones can now say she’s worked with both (Kevin) Bacon and (Jon) Hamm.

  5. The guy who met Kevin Meany

    I agree with all of these except for Exorsizzle. The demon who is doing the possessing is not Jewish or Muslim (in other words, replacing the cross with bacon would only be effective if the demon was offended by pork). By making the demon Jewish, one would risk the perception of anti-semitism. Maybe the demon could have really high cholesterol. Then maybe Exorsizzle would work. On a side note, what’s with the guy on the Bucky Larson previews that talks like he is mentally challenged? I imagine Kevin Nealon is the one bright shining star in that movie.

  6. Thanks for the morning laugh.

    That is all.


  7. Erin Porkovich haunts my dreams.

    • That one was my favorite. I can’t quite pinpoint why. I think it’s the fact that I got to defile Julia Roberts’ image; she’s one of my least favorite actresses.

  8. Attack the Bacon.

    The Maltese Bacon.

  9. Aahahah awesome photoshop work John! Given that Bucky Larson was a total flop this past weekend, they definitely could have gone with the bacon 🙂

  10. I don’t get it; you didn’t change anything on the Erin Brockevich poster!

    HAHA LOL, seriously brother, these are brilliant. I still remember your Human Centipede bacon you did a while back. That was brilliant and these are too. The YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN and BASIC INSTINCT ones make Gene Wilder and Michael Douglas look like they’ve been run over.

    • Heh… if you look close enough, you can definitely see that the bacon takes on the form of Douglas’ shoulder. At one point, it had his nose and lips too but I had to smooth those out. It looked too weird to see bacon shaped like a human being.

  11. Haha. These are great. Erin Porkovich and Basic Instinct being my personal favourites. It’s a shame to do away with Julia’s million dollar smile, but if we’re substituting bacon, it’s all good.

    • I can’t tell if I should have done the other thing that I wanted to do with Basic Instinct, involving the most famous scene. It’s not as lurid or obscene as it sounds- I wouldn’t have gone THAT far- but there was definitely a more NC-17 rated version in mind at first. I didn’t have the cajones to follow through.

  12. Erin Porkovich made me spit coffee out of my nose!! LOL

  13. And reading the headline in my mail thought it would be movies that would be better if Kevin Bacon played in them 😉

  14. susan

    I think I like bacon instinct the best. but i think that is my lust for bacon.

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