Failed Product Endorsements from the Movies

I wish any of these had ever been real.

Swanson Liver and Fava Bean Frozen Dinner

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Exakta Cameras and Rear Window

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Sal’s Famous Pizzeria’s Take Home Frozen Pizza

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Animal House: Faber College’s Equestrian Science Program

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Ned Beatty’s Country-Style Bacon and Deliverance

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Zenith’s Console Television and Poltergeist

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The Dirty Harry Chocolate Easter Gun

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Christopher Walken’s Home Watch Repair DVD

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A Clockwork Chocolate Milk Mix

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The M*A*S*H Toy Surgery Kit



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7 responses to “Failed Product Endorsements from the Movies

  1. “Sal’s Famous Pizzeria’s Take Home Frozen Pizza” Do the right thing and buy this freakin’ pizza. NICE!!!!

    Hey, since we seem to have a similarly bizarre sense of humor…I got a weird column up on my blog today you might get a kick out of.

    http://tyrannyoftradition.wordpress.com/2011/01/12/the-most-amazing-thing-that-has-ever-happened-to-me-thank-you-sarah-palin/

  2. Kelly

    You gotta love the chocolate milk mix. Absolutely perfect! All of these are great, John.

  3. rtm

    The Dirty Harry Chocolate Easter Gun! Gotta get myself one of those.

    Oh, how about vibrating bed from Exorcist’s Regan? Might give those sleepnumber beds a run for their money… NOT!

  4. I would pay good money for a M*A*S*H* toy home distillery kit.

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