What if the Criterion Collection released The Big Lebowski?

Over at the Website Formerly Known as The Auteurs, they had/still have a fake Criterion covers thread. What would it look like if the Criterion Collection released The Big Lebowski? I like to think it’d look something like these.

You make a hell of a caucasian, Jackie

"The man in me will do/nearly any task..."

Obviously, you are not a golfer

I can get you a toe, dude.

He fixes the cable.


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6 responses to “What if the Criterion Collection released The Big Lebowski?

  1. Gotta go with the bowling ball. A thing of beauty, man.

  2. Dude

    That’s just like your opinion, man.

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  5. I am partial to #1. The fallen glass on the carpet is just epic.

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