Michael: Kay, don’t ask me about my business.
Michael: ENOUGH!!! [calms down] All right. This one time…this one time, I’ll let you ask me about my affairs.
Today is Chinese Valentine’s Day. And even though I’m not Chinese in any way, even though I hadn’t even heard of Chinese Valentine’s Day until 24 hours ago, I’m going to use it as an excuse to take the day off and not write an article. You know… in observance of Chinese Valentine’s Day. But the day won’t be a total wash. Today, let’s play a game. Anything you ask me in the next 24 hours (before 3 a.m. CST on 8/24), I will answer it. Anything you’d like to know about my background, this site, my opinions, serious, not serious, even my politics… ask and I will answer. Think of it as having your own movie (or TV) themed magic 8 ball. Simply leave your questions in the comments section. And I promise there will be a new article tomorrow.